Olio

There once was a juggler name Ollie
Who was daring and ever so jolly
His career was cut short
By his olio tort
Throwing knives in the mix was sheer folly

Bonanza

There once was an eejit named Cowen
Who to bankers kept scrapin' and bowin'
But his bailout bonanza
Holds no sway in this stanza
The ship's sinking; we just have to keep rowin'